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better-than-kanye-bitchh:

relationship goals

New blizzog

Whos got a new blog? This gurrl. Holla. It’s my health/weight loss blog to help me get my shit in gear.

Whaddup: http://healthieselfie.tumblr.com/

YES

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

namikala:

I have an intense need for one! >_<

Sweet Cathy from Aileen Doll. 10 cm tall and available with either pink or purple makeup.

You see..

I do not wear shorts and heels in 32 degree weather because I am a skank but rather because I am a fearless Spartan and I make the cold weather my bitch as opposed to the reverse. Valid mistake on your part however. <3

Anonymous said: I was all set to be sorted to Hufflepuff but then the pottermore hat was all "SLYTHERIN" and I don't know how to handle it.

assholedisney:

tbh I feel like Hufflepuff and Slytherin are not that different, they both are driven and focused, they just have different opinions on how to go about achieving their goals

like if you were to categorize Harry Potter houses into Kanye West songs, Hufflepuff would be the Stronger to Slytherin’s Gold Digger

Yes. This.

I’m stoopid tho

When someone recognizes their own ignorance and asks for your help in alleviating it, you would be wise to try to put aside your bitterness momentarily. Berating them for their ignorance is of no use. Being rude or mean will make them less inclined to want to learn more. It is especially stupid to be rude or mean when you are representing any group of people. I think that one dude was kinda being a bit assholeish. But it takes one to know one I guess. I’m an asshole because I don’t always root for the underdog. I’m an asshole because I sometimes defend men and white people. I’m also a speshul cunting snowflake. Guess I’ll just go herpity derp derp over her nao.